1. BLEW

Oh, if you wouldn't mind, I would like to blew
And if you wouldn't mind, I would like to lose
So if you wouldn't care, I would like to leave
And if you wouldn't mind, I would like to breathe
Is there another reason for your stain ?
Could you believe who we knew stress or strain ?
Here is another word that rhymes with shame ?
Oh, if you wouldn't mind, I would like to blew
And if you wouldn't mind, I would like to lose
If you wouldn't care, I would like to leave
And if you wouldn't mind, I would like to breathe
Is there another reason for your stain ?
Could you believe who we knew stress or strain ?
Here is another word that rhymes with shame ?
Aaaaah...
Is there another reason for your stain ?
Could you believe who we knew stress or strain ?
Here is another word that rhymes with shame ?
Aaaaah...
You could do anything. (8x)


2. FLOYD THE BARBER

Bell on a door ring, "come on in"
Floyd observes my hairy chin
"Sit down in the chair, don't be afraid"
Steamed, hot towel on my face
I was shamed, I was shamed,
I was shamed...
Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip
Pee-pee pressed against my lips
I was shaved, I was shamed,
I was shamed
Uhh... Uhh...
I sense others in the room
Opie, Aunt Bea, I presume
They take turns and cut me up
I died smothered in Andy's muff
I was shaved, I was shamed,
I was shaved.


3. ABOUT A GIRL

(I do...) I need an easy friend
(I do...) With an ear to lend
(I do...) I think you fit this shoe
(I do...) But you have a clue
I'll take advantage while
You hang me out to dry
But I can't see you every night
Free... (I do...)
(I do...) I'm standing in your line
(I do...) I hope you have the time
(I do...) I pick a number to
(I do...) Keep a date with you
I'll take advantage while
You hang me out to dry
But I can't see you every night
Free...
(I do...) I need an easy friend
(I do...) With an ear to lend
(I do...) I think you fit this shoe
(I do...) But you have a clue
I'll take advantage while
You hang me out to dry
But I can't see you every night
No, I can't see you every night...
Free...
I do... I do... I do... I do...


4. SCHOOL

Wouldn't you believe it, it's just my luck
Wouldn't you believe it, it's just my luck
Wouldn't you believe it, it's just my luck
Wouldn't you believe it, it's just my luck
No recess, no recess, no recess
Wouldn't you believe it, it's just my luck
Wouldn't you believe it, it's just my luck
Wouldn't you believe it, it's just my luck
Wouldn't you believe it, it's just my luck
No recess, no recess, no recess
You're in my school again... (x8)
No recess... (x7)


5. LOVE BUZZ

Would you believe me when I tell you
You're the queen of my heart ?
Please don't deceive me when I hurt you
Just ain't the way it seems
Can you feel my love buzz ? (4x)
Would you believe me when I tell you
You're the queen of my heart ?
Please don't deceive me when I hurt you
Just ain't the way it seems
Can you feel my love buzz ? (4x)


6. PAPER CUTS

At my feeding time,
She pushes food through the door
I crawl towards the cracks of light
Sometimes I can't find my way
Newspapers spread around
Soaking all that they can
A cleaning is due again
A good hosing down
The lady whom I feel maternal
Love for cannot look me in the eyes
But I see hers and they are blue
And they cock and twitch and masturbate
Aaaaah...
I've save some, I've save some, I've save some,
Nirvana... (x6)
Black windows of paint,
I scratch with my nails
I see others just like me
Why do they not try to escape?
They bring out the older ones
They pointed my way
They come with a flash of light
And take my family away
And very later I have
Learned to accept some friends of ridicule
My whole existence is for your amusement
And that is why I'm here with you
Ooooow...
To take... me with... your right
Nirvana... (x8)


7. NEGATIVE CREEP

This is out of our range,
This is out of our range,
This is out of our range,
I'm drone...
This is getting to be,
This is getting to be,
This is getting to be,
Grown...
I'm a negative creep,
I'm a negative creep,
I'm a negative creep,
And I'm stoned
I'm a negative creep,
I'm a negative creep,
I'm a negative creep,
Moaaaa... Oooooh...
Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more (x6)
This is out of our range,
This is out of our range,
This is out of our range,
And it's grown...
This is getting to be,
This is getting to be,
This is getting to be,
I'm drone...
I'm a negative creep,
I'm a negative creep,
I'm a negative creep,
And I'm stoned
I'm a negative creep,
I'm a negative creep,
I'm a negative creep,
And aaaaah... Aaaaah...
Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more (x6)
Yeah... Drone... Stoned...
Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more. (x14)


8. SCOFF

In my eyes, I'm not lazy
In my face, it's not over
In your room, I'm not older
In your eyes, I'm not worth it
Gimme back my alcohol (x6)
Now gimme back (x3)
Aaaaah...
Heal a million, kill a million
Peel a million, feel a million
Heal a million, peel a million
Aaaaah...
In my eyes, I'm not lazy
In my face, it's not over
In your room, I'm not older
In your eyes, I'm not worth it
Gimme back my alcohol (x6)
Now gimme back (x3)
Aaaaah...
Heal a million, kill a million
Peel a million, feel a million
Heal a million, peel a million
Oooooh... Aaaaah....
In my eyes, I'm not lazy
In my face, it's not over
In your room, I'm not older
In your eyes, I'm not worth it
Gimme back my alcohol (x6)
Now gimme back (x3)
Aaaaah...
Peel a million, kill a million
Kill a million, kill a million
Kill a million, heal a million
Oooooh... Aaaaah... Oooooh...


9. SWAP MEET

They lead a lifestyle that is comfortable
They travel for to keep their stomachs full
They make a living off of arts and crafts
The kind with seashells driftwood and burlap
They make a deal when they come to town
The Sunday swap meet is a battle ground
She loves him more than he will ever know
He loves her more than he will ever show
Keeps his cigarettes close to his heart
Keeps her photographs close to her heart
Keep their bitterness close to their hearts
They lead a lifestyle that is comfortable
They travel for to keep their stomachs full
They make a living off of arts and crafts
The kind with seashells driftwood and burlap
They make a deal when they come to town
The Sunday swap meet is a battle ground
She loves him more than he will ever know
He loves her more than he will ever show
Keeps his cigarettes close to his heart
Keeps her photographs close to her heart
Keep their bitterness close to their hearts
They lead a lifestyle that is comfortable
They travel for to keep their stomachs full
They make a living off of arts and crafts
The kind with seashells driftwood and burlap
They make a deal when they come to town
The Sunday swap meet is a battle ground
She loves him more than he will ever know
He loves her more than he will ever show
Keeps his cigarettes close to his heart
Keeps her photographs close to her heart
Keep their bitterness close to their hearts.


10. Mr. MOUSTACHE

Fill me in on your new vision,
Wake me up with indecision
Help me trust your mighty wisdom,
Yes, I eat cow, I am not proud
Show me how you question, question,
Lead the way to my temptation
Take my hand and give it cleaning,
As I eat cow, I am not proud
Easy in an easychair
Poop as hard as rock
I don't like you anyway
Seal it in a box
I'm new... I'm new...
Fill me in on your new vision,
Wake me up with indecision
Help me trust your mighty wisdom,
Yes, I eat cow, I am not proud
Show me how you question question,
Lead the way to my temptation
Take my hand and give it cleaning,
Yes, I eat cow, I am not proud
Easy in an easychair
Poop as hard as rock
I don't like you anyway
Seal it in a box
I'm new... I'm new... I'm new... I'm new... Aaaaah...


11. SIFTING

Afraid to grade, wouldn't it be fun ?
Cross self-loss, wouldn't it be fun ?
Wet your bed, wouldn't it be fun ?
Sun felt numb, wouldn't it be fun ?
Your eyes
The teacher said, your eyes
Teacher said, your eyes
Teacher said, preacher said
Don't have nothing for you (x7)
Spell the smell, wouldn't it be fun ?
Search for church, wouldn't it be fun ?
Wet your bed, wouldn't it be fun ?
Cold in coals, wouldn't it be fun ?
Your eyes
The teacher said, your eyes
Teacher said , your eyes
Preacher said, preacher said
Don't have nothing for you (x7)
Don't have nothing for you. (x9)


12. BIG CHEESE

Big cheese, make me
Mine says go to the office
Big cheese, make me
Mine says what'd I say ?
Black is black, trading back
We were enemies
Sure you are, what am I ?
We were enemies
Big lies, make my
Mine says go to the office
Big cheese, make me
Message ? What is it ?
Black is black, trading back
We were enemies
She eats glue, how 'bout you ?
Woo...
Big cheese, make me
Mine says go to the office
Big cheese, make me
Mine says what the la
Black is black, trading back
We were enemies
She eats glue, how 'bout you ?
Black is black, trading back
We were enemies
Sure you are, what am I ?
We were enemies
She eats glue, how ‘bout you ?
We were enemies
Sure you are, what am I ?
Ohhhh... Nice...


13. DOWNER

Portray sincerity, act out of loyalty
Defend your true country, wish away the pain
Hand out lobotomies to save little families
Surrealistic fantasy bland boring plain
Hold me down in restitution
Living out your date with fusion
Is the whole fleece shun in bastard ?
Don't feel guilty master writing
Somebody said that they're not much like I am
I know I can make up enough words for you to follow along
I sink and then some
Slippery pessimist hypocrite master
Conservative communist apocalyptic bastard
Thank you dear God for putting me on this earth
I feel very privileged in debt for my thirst
Hold me down in restitution
Living out your date with fusion
Is the whole fleece shun in bastard ?
Don't feel guilty master writing
Somebody said that they're not much like I am
I know I can make up enough words for you to follow along
I sink and then some.
Shout...