1. NOTHING FOR CHRISTMAS

I don't mean to hold on to your arm for so long,
December comes in a flash then it's gone.
A hope in your eyes that I can't put a price on.
I won't let you go through this year all alone.
And I think back through fall, and the summer,
and how it changed everything.
Let's walk through snow in the winter,
And forget about our troubles cause,

Christmas is coming, so don't buy me nothing.
I got what I wanted, I got what I needed.
And Christmas is coming, so don't buy me anything.
I got what I wanted, I got what I needed, it's you, it's you, it's you.

I don't mean to hold on to your love for so long,
But the feeling is right and nothing can go wrong.
The fog on the window, radio sings us songs.
I can remember waking up in her arms,
and I think back to when I was younger,
When everyone's together and I want to more now than ever,
to not think about our troubles cause,

Christmas is coming, so don't buy me nothing.
I got what I wanted, I got what I needed.
And Christmas is coming, so don't buy me anything.
I got what I wanted, I got what I needed, it's you, it's you, it's you.

I hope there no ghost when I dream,
Telling me to change everything they see.
Falling back into my memories,
Wake me up now to fall asleep with me.
Wake me up now to fall asleep cause,

Christmas is coming, so don't buy me nothing.
I got what I wanted, I got what I needed.
And Christmas is coming, so don't buy me anything.
I got what I wanted, I got what I needed.

Christmas is coming, so don't buy me nothing. (Christmas is coming)
I got what I wanted, I got what I needed. (Don't buy me nothing)
And Christmas is coming, so don't buy me anything.
I got what I wanted, I got what I needed, it's you, it's you, it's you, it's you.
Christmas is coming so don't buy me nothing.


2. FOOL'S HOLIDAY

I know I've been a real bad guy,
my name's made the list more than a few times
You could light up a candle for every mistake that I've made
and I'd follow them home with you
on a pity parade

For years and years I pushed you aside
but never again

Wrap me up like a present and put me away
and when it gets cold I'll be yours
Let the bells ring on a fool's holiday
I swear that I'm more than just broken promises,
decorations can change like tinsel and ribbon so
Do not open 'til you've got forever to spend
with me on a fool's holiday

I've always lived too selfishly,
nobody's perfect babe
but I never tried to be
So every second I've poisoned and all of the minutes you spent on me
I'd give my whole life's worth of hours to fix what I've broken in the first place

For years and years I pushed you aside
but never again so

Wrap me up like a present and put me away,
and when it gets cold I'll be yours
Let the bells ring on a fool's holiday
I swear that I'm more than just broken promises,
decorations can change like tinsel and ribbon so
Do not open 'til you've got forever to spend
with me on a fool's holiday

Tie me in ribbons and put me away,
know that I'll always be yours
Bells will ring on a fool's holiday

Wrap me up like a present and put me away,
and when it gets cold I'll be yours
Let the bells ring on a fool's holiday
I swear that I'm more than just broken promises,
decorations can change like tinsel and ribbon so
Do not open 'til you've got forever to spend
with me

Do not open 'til you've got forever to spend
with me on a fool's holiday


3. I HAD A HEART

I walk on this frozen lake,
Hoping to hit a spot that's weaker than I was,
A year a half ago.
I remember how Christmas used to be,
Before she spat me out.
And left me to roam this empty place.

If I ran to the city sub lights, I'd still feel dull and worn out.
It's time to start over and move on.
My grandma keeps going on about the New Year
She says "you can't miss what you forget."

I'll spend the night slamming doors,
Smoking outside my grandparents house.
I thought Christmas was the time for us to feel loved.

I feel like no one understands me anymore.
Nothing is how it was last year.
But it's cold and lonely, just like before.

It's time to start over and move on.
My grandma keeps going on about the New Year.
She says "you can't miss what you forget."

I'll sit and wonder who she loves instead of me.
If she told me who it was,
I'm afraid it would rip my heart out
For my family to see.
At least they'd know I had a heart.


4. FATHER CHRISTMAS

When I was young I believed in Santa Clause, though I knew it was my dad.
And I would hang up my stockings on Christmas, open my presents and not be glad.
But though I saw my plain Father Christmas, I stood outside the department store.
A gang of kids came over and robbed me, they knocked my reindeer to the floor.
They said,

Father Christmas give me some money, don't mess around with those silly toys.
We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over, we want your bread so don't make us annoyed.
Give all the toys, to the little rich boys.

Don't give my brother a Steve Austin outfit, don't give my sister a cuddly toy.
Don't want a jigsaw or Monopoly money, we only want the real McCoy.

Father Christmas give me some money, we want your bread so don't make us annoyed.
Father Christmas give me some money, don't mess around with those silly toys.

Fucking my daddy a job cause he needs one, he's got a lot of mouths to feed.
But if you got it I'll take that machine gun, so I can scare all the pricks on my street.
Hell yeah!

Father Christmas give me some money, we got no time for your silly toys.
We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over, we want your bread so don't make us annoyed.
Give all the toys, to the little rich boys.

Have yourself a merry, merry Christmas.
Have yourself a real good time.
But don't forget the kids who got nothing,
While you're drinking down your wine.

Father Christmas give me some money, we got no time for your silly toys.
Father Christmas please hand it over, we'll beat you up so don't make us annoyed.
Father Christmas give me some money, don't mess around with those silly toys.
We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over, we want your bread so don't think this annoyed.
Give all the toys, to the little rich boys.


5. THIS CHRISTMAS

Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Hang all the mistletoe's, I'm gonna get to know you better, This Christmas.
And as we trim the tree, how much fun it's gonna be together, This Christmas.
The fire side is blazing bright, we're caroling through the night.

And This Christmas will be, a very special Christmas for me yeah!
Shake a hand, shake a hands now. (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Shake a hand, shake a hand now.

Presents and cards are here, my world is filled with cheer and you, This Christmas.
And as I look around, your eyes out shine the town, they do, This Christmas.
The fire side is blazing bright, oh we're caroling through the night.

And This Christmas will be, a very special Christmas for me yeah! (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Na na na na na na na
Shake a hand, shake a hand now.

The fire side is blazing bright, yeah we're caroling through the night.
Cause This Christmas will be, a very special Christmas for me yeah!
Cause This Christmas will be, a very special Christmas for me yeah!
(yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Na na na na na na na
Shake a hand, shake a hand now.
(yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Na na na na na na na
Shake a hand, shake a hand now.


6. THERE WILL BE NO CHRISTMAS

Sometimes I wish we never spoken
Sometimes I wish we never met
Sometimes I wish our love had never had a chance to start and
Sometimes I wish I had you back

I wish this love ended in Autumn, that way it'd float off with the breeze.
Instead this dark December, I'm all alone and colder than I've ever been.
And since you left

There will be no Christmas,
At least not for me. This year I'm all alone waiting for the spring.
There will be no Christmas no Santa no sleigh but I hope that you know, that through it all... I still wish you a happy holiday

I wish you a happy holiday (There will be no Christmas)
I wish you a happy holiday (There will be no Christmas)
I wish you a happy holiday (There will be no Christmas)

There will be no Christmas, at least not for me. This year I'm all alone waiting for the spring.
There will be no Christmas no Santa no sleigh but I hope that you know, that through it all... I still wish you a happy holiday


7. CHRISTMAS LIGHTS

Christmas night, another fight
Tears we cried, a flood
I've got all kinds of poison in, of poison in my blood
I took my feet to Oxford Street
Tryin' to right a wrong
“Just walk away,” those windows say
But I can't believe she's gone

When you're still waiting for the snow to fall
It doesn't really feel like Christmas at all

Up above candles on air flicker, oh they flicker and they float
And I'm up here holding on to all those chandeliers of hope
Like some drunken Elvis singing, I go singing out of tune
Saying how I always loved you darling and I always will

When you're still waiting for the snow to fall
It doesn't really feel like Christmas at all
Still waiting for the snow to fall
It doesn't really feel like Christmas at all

Those Christmas lights
Light up the street
Down where the sea and city meet
May all your troubles soon be gone
Oh Christmas lights keep shining on

Those Christmas lights
Light up the street
Maybe they'll bring her back to me
Then all my troubles will be gone
Oh Christmas lights keep shining on

Oh Christmas lights
Light up the street
Light up the fireworks in me

May all your troubles soon be gone
Those Christmas lights keep shining on


8. MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY HOLIDAYS

Ho, ho, ho
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays

Oh, yeah!

We've been waiting all year for this night
And the snow is glistening on the trees outside
All the stockings are hung by the fire side
(Waiting for Santa to arrive)
And all my love will show
'Cause we're about to show them, baby
It's Christmas time
It's you and me, yeah
Sitting by the fire
It's the best time of the year to ignite, yeah

It's a wonderful feeling
Feel the love in the room
From the floor to the ceiling
It's that time of year
Christmas time is here
And the hooligan in me
Rockin' 'round the Christmas tree
Everything's okay
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas
Happy Holidays

Bells are ringing
It's time to scream and shout
Let's start until this stress gets locked out
Celebrating this special time of year
Happiness 'cause love is in the air

And all the love will show
'Cause everybody knows
It's Christmas time
It's you and me, yeah
Sitting by the fire
It's the best time of year to ignite, yeah

I wanna spread a little cheer
Whisper in your ear
What I'll do with you
Baby, when we grindin'
I get so excited
I guess it's safe to say
Happy Holidays

Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays

Ho, ho, ho
Ho, ho, ho
Ho, ho, ho
Ho, ho, ho (Merry Christmas)
Ho, ho, ho (Merry Christmas)
Ho, ho, ho
Merry Christmas

Happy Holidays

It's a wonderful feeling
Feel the love in the room
From the floor to the ceiling
It's that time of year
Christmas time is here
And the hooligan in me
Rockin' 'round the Christmas Tree
Everything's okay
Happy Holidays, oh ya yeah
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas

Happy Holidays


9. ALL I CAN GIVE YOU

Boxes and bows full of ribbons and clothes,
set up neatly beneath the tree
With a tag on each one saying Santa has come,
but where are the ones from me?
Oh, how I wanted the lights in your eyes to be mine
I wanted the look on your face

All I can give is this Christmas song to you
I just hope that you'll sing it
Wherever your heart skips a beat when you're thinking of me
And if the greetings this season will bring leave you searching for meaning
you will look to the words I have written and you'll be set free

You have to know that I can't let you down
It's you and me vs the rest of this town
And when the lights go out I'll still be around to put a bow on some sounds
That's all I can give you this Christmas

And I know that to you it's just jewelry and shoes
But to me, they're the smile on your face
Cause baby you've been the glue and the nails and screws
that have managed to keep me in place
So I wanted a gift for my lady in white
but all I could bring you tonight...

All I can give is this Christmas song to you
I just hope that you'll sing it
Whenever your heart skips a beat while you're thinking of me
And if the greetings this season will bring leave you searching for meaning
You will look the words I have written
and you'll be set free

You have to know that I can't let you down
It's you and me vs the rest of this town
And when the lights go out I'll still be around to put a bow on some sounds
(but that's all I can give you...)
And I'm hoping that a melody will let you know
that I'm waiting for a Christmas kiss with mistletoe

Cause baby that's all I can give is this Christmas song to you
I just hope that you'll sing it
Whenever your heart skips a beat when you're thinking of me
And the greeting this season will bring leave you searching for meaning
You'll look to the words I have written and you'll be set free
You have to know that I can't let you down
It's you and me vs the rest of this town
And when the lights go out
I'll still be around to put a bow on some sounds
But that's all I can give you this Christmas


10. I DON'T WANNA SPEND ANOTHER CHRISTMAS WITHOUT YOU

It's the night
Before Christmas and I have you on my mind
And I wish you could be here tonight
So I could kiss you, so I could hold you one more time

All the signs
Seem to point in your direction, all the time
And it's hard for me not to just drive there
Run, walk, or fly there
So I could hold you one more time

I'll be hanging mistletoe
Because I never know
When you will be here with me
Oh stars on the tree
I wish I could see you again

Oh, if I could choose, I would never spend another Christmas without ya
And if the fat guy in the chimney comes through
He'll give me the opportunity to unwrap ya

If I can't have you-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou
Under my tree
Don't you wake me
In the morning
Cause I don't wanna spend another Christmas without ya
I don't wanna spend another Christmas without ya

I could bring
Two turtle doves and five golden rings
And some more if that would get you right here
Maybe just lay here, so I could hold you one more time

I'll be hanging mistletoe
Because I never know
When you will be here with me
Oh stars on the tree
I wish I could see you again

Oh, if I could choose, I would never spend another Christmas without ya.
And if the fat guy in the chimney comes through
He'll give me the opportunity to unwrap ya

If I can't have you-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou
Under my tree
Don't you wake me
In the morning
Cause I don't wanna spend another Christmas without ya

Without you-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou
Without you-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou
Under my tree
Under my tree
Under my tree

Oh, if I could choose, I would never spend another Christmas without ya
And if the fat guy in the chimney comes through
He'll give me the opportunity to unwrap ya

Oh whoa whoa
if I could choose, I would never spend another Christmas without ya
And if the fat guy in the chimney comes through
He'll give me the opportunity to unwrap ya

If I can't have you-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou
Under my tree
Don't you wake me
In the morning
Cause I don't wanna spend another Christmas without ya

I don't wanna spend another Christmas without ya


11. THIS CHRISTMAS (I'LL BURN IT TO THE GROUND)

Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Fa la la la la, la la la la
'Tis the season to be jolly
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

Oh my God, it's here, this awful time of year
How I hate the snow is falling
Wealthy neighbors bragging about the gifts they're getting

Hey, Jack! They say, let me take a guess now! You're getting K-Mart clothes again!
And then, I had a revelation!
This is my chance to sew their lips clean shut with fear

Because...

This Christmas I'll burn it to the ground!
This Christmas Santa's skipping town!
This Christmas everything will change, when they see the flames
This Christmas day!

Christmas lights alive, lighting up the night
Meanwhile I'm inside my room, conniving through the cheer and laughter that resumes

Tonight's the night, I have to do it right now
So, I will strike when all's asleep
And creep, sneaking through your chimney
Saint Nick is gone for now

Up on the housetop, gifts are mine
Kiss your Christmas tree goodbye

Because...

This Christmas I'll burn it to the ground!
This Christmas Santa's skipping town!
This Christmas everything will change, when they see the flames
This Christmas day!

Oh, make fun of me, will you?!
Well, I'll show you what true misery feels like!
You see, as my idol once said
Everything burns!
Hey, everyone! Look outside your window! I have a surprise for you!

Imagine this
One thousand gifts
And sixteen trees
All lay in a heap in a cul-de-sac
I strike my match, and I blaze the trail of gasoline

This Christmas
I'm ending the game
This Christmas
What a crying shame
This Christmas

Because...

This Christmas I'll burn it to the ground!
This Christmas Santa's skipping town!
This Christmas everything will change, when they see the flames
This Christmas day!


12. DO YOU HEAR WHAT I HEAR?

(Do You Hear What I Hear?)
Said the night wind to the little lamb:
"Do you see what I see?" (Do you see what I see?)
"Way up in the sky, little lamb
Do you see what I see?" (Do you see what I see?)
"A star, a star, dancing in the night
With a tail as big as a kite
With a tail as big as a kite."

Said the little lamb to the shepard boy:
"Do you hear what I hear?" (Do you hear what I hear?)
"Ringing through the sky, shepard boy
Do you hear what I hear?" (Do you hear what I hear?)
"A song, a song, high above the tree
With a voice as big as the sea
With a voice as big as the sea."

Said the shepard boy to the mighty king:
"Do you hear what I hear?" (Do you hear what I hear?)
"In your palace wall, mighty king
Do you hear what I hear?" (Do you hear what I hear?)
"A child, a child, shivers in the cold
Let us bring him silver and gold
Let us bring him silver and gold."

Said the king to the people everywhere:
"Listen to what I say!" (Listen to what I say! )
"Pray for peace people everywhere!
Listen to what I say!" (Listen to what I say! )
"The child, the child, sleeping in the night
He will bring us goodness and light
He will bring us goodness..."


The child, the child, sleeping in the night
He will bring us goodness and light
He will bring us goodness and light!


13. 12 DAYS OF POP PUNK CHRISTMAS

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A pair of skinny khakis

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Two snapback hats and a pair of skinny khakis

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Three Peace Teas, two snapback hats, and a pair of skinny khakis

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Four pairs of Vans, three Peace Teas
Two snapback hats, and a pair of skinny khakis

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Five large pizzas, four pairs of Vans, three Peace Teas
Two snapback hats, and a pair of skinny khakis

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Six flannel shirts, five large pizzas, four pairs of Vans
Three Peace Teas, two snapback hats, and a pair of skinny khakis

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Seven vinyl records, six flannel shirts, five large pizzas
Four pairs of Vans, three Peace Teas, two snapback hats
And a pair of skinny khakis

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eight Tumblr notes, seven vinyl records, six flannel shirts
Five large pizzas
Four pairs of Vans, three Peace Teas
Two snapback hats, and a pair of skinny khakis

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Nine cardboard signs, Eight Tumblr notes, seven vinyl records, six flannel shirts
Five large pizzas
Four pairs of Vans, three Peace Teas
Two snapback hats, and my parents understanding

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Ten pics of Patty, nine cardboard signs, eight Tumblr notes, seven vinyl records, six flannel shirts
They forgot the pepperoni
Four pairs of Vans, three Peace Teas
Two snapback hats, and a merch guy we named Fappy

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eleven anchor tats, ten pics of Patty, nine cardboard signs, eight Tumblr notes, seven vinyl records, six flannel shirts
This isn't what I ordered, but seriously call Dominos and tell them I want a refund
Four pairs of Vans, three Peace Teas
Two snapback hats, and an unnecessary breakdown

Blegh

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve broken hearts, eleven anchor tats, ten pics of Patty, nine cardboard signs, eight Tumblr notes, seven vinyl records, six flannel shirts
No, this is unacceptable, who forgets pepperoni? Pepperoni's like the default topping. Like if anything, people who order cheese would get the pepperoni on it accidentally
(Come on man, finish the song.) Fine
Four pairs of Vans, three Peace Teas
Two snapback hats, and a pair of skinny khakis

Merry Christmas to each and every one of you
Isn't it crazy Fearless let us do this?


14. HOME ALONE THEME

(Instrumental)


15. HAVE YOURSELF A MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS

Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Let your heart be light
From now on our troubles will be out of sight
Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Make the Yuletide gay
From now on our troubles will be miles away

Here we are as in olden days
Happy golden days of yore
Faithful friends who are dear to us
They gather near to us once more

Through the years we all will be together
If the fates allow
Hang a shining star upon the highest bow
And have yourselves

Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Have yourself a merry little Christmas
Have yourself a merry little Christmas now


16. SLEIGH RIDE

Just hear those sleigh bells jing-a-ling, ring ting ting-a-ting too
C'mon it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you
Outside the snow is falling, your friends are calling you hoo
C'mon it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you

Giddy-up giddy-up giddy-up let's go
Let's look at the show
We're riding in a wonderland of snow
Giddy-up giddy-up giddy-up it's grand
Just holding your hand
We're riding along with a song
Of a wintery fairyland

Our cheeks are nice and rosy and comfy cozy are we
We're snuggled up together like two birds of a feather would be
Let's take that road before us and sing a chorus or two
C'mon it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you

Giddy-up giddy-up giddy-up let's go
Let's look at the show
We're riding in a wonderland of snow
Giddy-up giddy-up giddy-up it's grand
Just holding your hand
We're riding along with a song
Of a wintery fairyland

There's a birthday party at the home of Farmer Grey
It'll be the perfect ending to the perfect day
We'll be singing the songs we love to sing without a single stop
At the fireplace where we watch the chestnuts pop

There's a happy feeling nothing in the world can buy
When they pass around the coffee and the pumpkin pie
It'll nearly be like a picture print by Currier & Ives
These wonderful things are the things
We remember all through our lives

Just hear those sleigh bells jing-a-ling
Ring ting ting-a-ting too
C'mon it's lovely weather
For a sleigh ride together with you
Outside the snow is falling
Your friends are calling you hoo
C'mon it's lovely weather
For a sleigh ride together with you
Let's take the road before us and sing a chorus or two
C'mon it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you