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Nazwa zespołu
50 Ways To Kill Me
Tytuł płyty
Fun Funeral
Type
Album
Data wpisu
06 Czerwiec 2006
Wydawcy
New Amerika
Gatunek muzycznyExperimental Metal
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Tracklist
| 1. Build a Time Machine to Send Me Back to September 11th 2001 and I'll Go to the Top of the World Trade Center |
| 2. Lodge Amputated Scrotums in My Throat |
| 3. When I'm Asleep in My Own Car Throw a Molitov Cocktail at It |
| 4. Get Me Pregnant, then Use My Breast Milk to Make Human Icecream,tThen Poison It, Then Feed It to Me for Brunch |
| 5. Make Me Try to Walk Across a High Up Telephone Wire Glazed with Slippery Semen |
| 6. Seal Me Inside of a Castle So I Think I'm a King of the Castle Until I Realize There's No Food in There and I Have to Eat My Own Penis and Then Eventually Starve |
| 7. Throw a Banana Peel in Front of My Car So I Swerve and Drive Off a Cliff |
| 8. Put Me on a Wheelchair and Send Me Downhill into a Busy Road |
| 9. Put Me on the Merry-Go-Round That Is So Fast That I Puke Out My Guts |
| 10. Make Me Eat Zillions of Popcorn Kernels, Then Put Me in a Microwave |
| 11. Make Me Get Drunk and Drive |
| 12. Give Me a Surgery That Leads My Esophagus to a Garbage Pail Instead of My Stomach So That When I Eat Food It Gets Thrown Out and I Become Malnurished |
| 13. Have Spikes Under a Trampoline and Then Make the Springs as Loose as My Cunt So That I Fall into the Spikes |
| 14. Hang Me |
| 15. Handcuff One of My Hands to the Back of a Car, Then Handcuff My Other Hand to the Back of a Truck. Tell the Drivers to Drive in Opposite Directions. My Arms Stretch Out Really Far for Miles Until My Arms Finally Pop Out of the Sockets. So Then I Glue My Arms Back Together But Accidently Glue Them on Backwards So I Get So Sick of Having Streched Out Backwards Arms That I Jump in Front of a Train |
| 16. Convince Me to Have an Eating Disorder So I Lose a Lot of Weight. Then Give Me a Balloon to Hold and When I'm Really High Up in the Air Throw a Chinese Star at the Balloon So I Come Falling Down |
| 17. Put Me in a Swimming Pool Infested with Alligators |
| 18. Put Me in a Swimming Pool Infested with Crocodiles |
| 19. Put Me in a Swimming Pool Infested with Stingrays |
| 20. Bring Me to the Zoo So I Can Tease the Lions and Then Open Their Cage and Unleash Them! Down Kitty-Cat Down! |
| 21. What the Fuck?! Shove the World's Most Brutal Phone Up My Ass and Then Call It |
| 22. Feed Me a Gallon of Tapeworm Eggs So When They Hatch They Eat My Insides |
| 23. Build a Time Machine and Send Me Back to Jurassic Times to Become a Dinosaur's Brunch |
| 24. Put Razorblades in My Cereal (ft. Stevie Hayes of Chico's Prizon) |
| 25. Have a Vampire Bite My Neck So I Turn into One, Then Make Me Lick Garlic Out of a Sloppy Pussy |
| 26. Clog My Lungs with a Banana |
| 27. Make Me Fuck the Buglady So That a Scorpion Crawls Up My Dickhole and Lays Eggs Inside My Dick |
| 28. Cut Off My Fingers and Make Me Eat My Own Fingers in a Finger Sandwhich |
| 29. Cut Off My Hand and Slap Me in the Face with My Own Hand |
| 30. Saw Off My Arm and Beat Me to Death with My Own Arm |
| 31. Put Me in a Guillotine and Lop Off My Head |
| 32. Lop My Limbs Off with a Rusty Bone-Saw |
| 33. Shove a Queen Ant Up My Eye Socket So That an Ant Colony Develops in My Brain |
| 34. Put a Bullet in My Brain |
| 35. Sit Me Down on a Volcano So When It Errupts, Hot Lava Glides Up My Keester |
| 36. Make Me Eat Cement Powder So When I Drink Water I Turn into a Statue, Then Crack Me into a Hundred Pieces with a Clawhammer |
| 37. In a Winter Battle |
| 38. Gas Me with Zyklon |
| 39. Crack My Head Open with My Monkey Wrench Then Feed Me My Own Brains |
| 40. Keep Me in My Own Car in the Garage with a Tube Going from the Exaust Into the Car |
| 41. Blow My Brains Across the Room and Onto the Wall with My Own Gattling Gun |
| 42. Eat Anthrax,Then Poo the Anthrax into My Mouth |
| 43. Throw Bombs at Me |
| 44. Inject a Fly with So Much Hormones That He Becomes Bigger than a Mammoth, Then Poo Out a Doodie-Rock Onto My Face So He Bites My Face Out |
| 45. Get a Mut Pregnant, Use It's Milk to Make Dog Ice Cream, Poison It, and Feed It to Me for Brunch |
| 46. Pretend I'm Christ and Then Crucify Me |
| 47. Make Me Run with Scissors So I Trip Over a Used Condom and Fall Over and the Scissors Impale Me Through My Eyes and Through My Brain |
| 48. Make Me Mow Your Lawn with the Kind of Lawnmowers That You Ride on So I Mow Too Close to a Tree and Topple the Thing Over and Fall into the Blade |
| 49. Feed Me Poisoned Applesauce |
| 50. Feed Me Poisoned Apple Pie |
| LIMITED EDITION BONUS DISC |
| 1. Put a Bullet in Mu Brain (Video) |
| 2. Feed Me Poisoned Applesauce (Video) |
| 3. Lop Off My Limbs with a Rusty Bone-Saw (Video) |
| 4. Outtakes (Video) |
