Tankard : Disco Destroyer
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1. SERIAL KILLER
Here he comes, my old friend
Telling me to obey
Giving orders, I'm the slave
"The women" he whispers
"All sluts except for Mommy"
I'll kill'em all, I promise
You're gonna be bleeding for me
This is the right way can't you see?
Baby, taste my long hard knife
Gonna cut right through your life
No use running for the phone
Gonna cut you to the bone
Serial killer! Serial killer!
"Hurt her god! Hurt her bad!"
Luscious pain, fear and dread
When they die, I get so sad
Forgive me, my darling
I didn't mean to kill you
I have to swallow my sin
You're gonna be dinner for me
This is the right way can't you see?
Baby, taste my long hard knife
Gonna cut right through your life
No use running for the phone
Gonna cut you to the bone
Serial killer! Serial killer!
Why oh why, have to stop
But the voice says I must
Next time gotta keep control
"You loser, you bastard"
"You've gotta start all over"
The slaughter starts all over
She's gonna be bleeding for me
This is right way can you see?
Baby, taste my long hard knife
Gonna cut right through your life
No use running for the phone
Gonna cut you to the bone
Serial killer! Serial killer!
2. HTTP://WWW.PLANET-SUICIDE.COM
Modem speed is what you'll need
To get access to the heat
Surfin' the net
Data goes straight to your brain
Don't give a shit
'about reality and it's pain
Online time is just for free
Touch the screen and you will see
Silicon dreams
Powered by the god we obey
Millions of links
Leading to the one and only page
Planetwide suicide
Click and get ready to die
Planetwide suicide
We'll be deleted tonight
Planetwide suicide
Cleaned earth in pale morning light
Hypnotized, one by one
Global madness, it is done
No turning back
Take the gun or just cut your throat
Broken the necks
All the humans died alone at home
Robots walk uncontrolled
Taking over, that's the goal
Circuits and steel
No more blood and no fragile bones
Weakness been killed
Machines are runnig now by their one
Planetwide suicide
Click and get ready to die
Planetwide suicide
We'll be deleted tonight
Planetwide suicide
Cleaned earth in pale morning light
Modem speed is what you'll need
To get access to the heat
Surfin' the net
Data goes straight to your brain
Don't give a shit
'about reality and it's pain
Online time is just for free
Touch the screen and you will see
Silicon dreams
Powered by the god we obey
Millions of links
Leading to the one and only page
Planetwide suicide
Click and get ready to die
Planetwide suicide
We'll be deleted tonight
Planetwide suicide
Cleaned earth in pale morning light
3. HARD ROCK DINOSAUR
I don't like your clubs
I don't like your drugs
Where's my whisky bar?
I don't like this beat
It ain't got no meat
Need a mean guitar!
Fuck it all! Nobody singin' my song
Nobody singin' my song
Fuck it all! Nobody bangin' alone
Nobody bangin' alone
Fuck it all!
Hard Rockin' Dinosaur
You gotta tell me where it's at
Hard Rockin' Dinosaur
This fuckin' planet cut no slack
Hard Rockin' Dinosaur
I need a heavy rockin' track
I don't dig your style
Polyester smile
Smell my leather, fool
I can't take your jive
No one here's alive
Better hot than cool
Fuck it all! Nobody singin' my song
Nobody singin' my song
Fuck it all! Nobody bangin' alone
Nobody bangin' alone
Fuck it all!
Hard Rockin' Dinosaur
You gotta tell me where it's at
Hard Rockin' Dinosaur
This fuckin' planet cut no slack
Hard Rockin' Dinosaur
I need a heavy rockin' track
Time to hit the road
Find my motherload
Cruisin' free again
Play the Ace Of Spades
This is how I made
('Cos) I'm a...
Hard Rockin' Dinosaur
You gotta tell me where it's at
Hard Rockin' Dinosaur
This fuckin' planet cut no slack
Hard Rockin' Dinosaur
I need a heavy rockin' track
4. QUEEN OF HEARTS
The day I saw your face
I knew you were my only love
So blonde and innocent
A gift from heaven up above
I'm praying for our love
Forever I await you call
My room a temple now
A million photos on the wall
Baby I need you
The feelings that I get
I want to please you
My dreams are oh so wet
Please don't ignore me
For we must be as one
Oh can you feel me
Oh baby, here I come
Fuck all the royalty
I'm in love with the Queen of Hearts
Fuck all the millionaires
I'm in love with the Queen of Hearts
Fuck all the journalists
I'm in love with the Queen of Hearts
You are my Daily
Mirror and my Son
You are my Colour
My Star, oh you're the one
I want to be your
Royal family
Why was the music
By Elton John, not me?
They say you're dead and gone
You're livin'deep inside of me
We're lying on the beach
In Mendocino, Waikiki
They say I'm going nuts
But I will bring you back to life
I'll free you from the grave
And, darling, you will be my wife
You are my Daily
Mirror and my Son
You are my Colour
My Star, oh you're the one
I want to be your
Royal family
Why was the music
By Elton John, not me?
Fuck all the royalty
I'm in love with the Queen of Hearts
Fuck all the millionaires
I'm in love with the Queen of Hearts
Fuck all the journalists
I'm in love with the Queen of Hearts
Fuck all the rockstars
I'm in love with the Queen of Hearts
5. U-R-B
What a day, what a day, what a day, what a day
Life's great when graveyard is your home
What a day, what a day, what a day
Undead rotting bones
When we come to town
The people just keep their heads down
Trying to escape
Corpses all over the place
Maggots in my brain
Believe me, I don't feel no pain
Fingers are my tools
Bloodthirst is pretty cool
Soon you'll see, you run out of time
What a day, what a day, what a day, what a day
Life's great when graveyard is your home
What a day, what a day, what a day
Undead rotting bones
Neon nights are bright
Nobody of us saw daylight
Cannot lose our lites
No limits in the minds
Killin' just for fun
Tomorrow it will be your turn
Going straight to hell
Agony, I can tell
Soon you'll see, you run out of time
What a day, what a day, what a day, what a day
Life's great when graveyard is your home
What a day, what a day, what a day
Undead rotting bones
When we come to town
The people just keep their heads down
Trying to escape
Corpses all over the place
Maggots in my brain
Believe me, I don't feel no pain
Fingers are my tools
Bloodthirst is pretty cool
Soon you'll see, you run out of time
What a day, what a day, what a day, what a day
Life's great when graveyard is your home
What a day, what a day, what a day
Undead rotting bones
6. MR. SUPERLOVER
Woman - how many ways can I use woman
Abuse them - verbal assault and then abuse them
They should be grateful - subservient and still be gratefull
You drive me to my concerts, I refuse to pay for trains
Complaininng's out of order, I'm your only fucking lay
Do me service or be smacked, broad, if I don't get my own way
(Hey you, I'd die for you)
I'll drive for you, my baby
I'd do it all for you
(Hey you, I'd die for you)
succomb to all your whims
if you'd just let me in
Demon - you're present in all of my nightmares
I thank god - Vodka, my friend, has been my saviour
Because you left me - mobility is gone, I'm stranded
Give me justice, I'm the mentor, you're the only one to blame
Mouth me, sugar, get a shiner, leave you for another dame
Doesn't matter, seems you lost out, thank god you are all the game
(Hey you, I'd die for you)
I'll drive for you, my baby
I'd do it all for you
(Hey you, I'd die for you)
succomb to all your whims
if you'd just let me in
Give me justice, I'm the mentor, you're the only one to blame
Mouth me, sugar, get a shiner, leave you for another dame
(Hey you, I'd die for you)
I'll drive for you, my baby
I'd do it all for you
(Hey you, I'd die for you)
succomb to all your whims
if you'd just let me in
7. TANKARD ROACH MOTEL
Cy was a New York roach
Went to JFK
Had to fly away
Cy came to Frankfurt town
Started looking round
For a home again
Found a place
A dump full of rubble, trash and mould
Air-raid pad
A wreck of heavy metal souls
Here's a chip, here's a beer back from yesteryear
Here's a condom as a snack, hey this place is whack
There's a hole in the wall for a sleeping place
There's a smelly little things in a guitar case
I'm a fan of the band, yhough they play like hell
'cause the chaos they create is my roach motel
Cy drunk a lot of beer
Metal in his ears
Made him deaf and fat
Dried junk food in the floor
Porno mags and more
This is what it's at
Party time
The band is on tour all the place is mine
Call my friends
The vermin of Frankfurt rules tonight
Here's a chip, here's a beer back from yesteryear
Here's a condom as a snack, hey this place is whack
There's a hole in the wall for a sleeping place
There's a smelly little things in a guitar case
I'm a fan of the band, yhough they play like hell
'cause the chaos they create is my roach motel
My! Insects in the drum
Olaf found the scum
Panic in the band
Die! Kill the fucking bags
Eating all our drugs
Crawling in our pants
What the hell?
I thought Geremia was my friend
Killing now!
My extermination round the band
Here's a chip, here's a beer back from yesteryear
Here's a condom as a snack, hey this place is whack
There's a hole in the wall for a sleeping place
There's a smelly little things in a guitar case
I'm a fan of the band, yhough they play like hell
'cause the chaos they create is my roach motel
Was a fan of the band, though they play like hell
Now I'm leaving for a new rockin' roach motel
8. ANOTHER PERFECT DAY
I went to a football game
Anticipating victory
But they where so lame
Lost the game and slipped a notch
That's when I began to drink
I was close to dying
Watch it! I've had a bad day
My team had falled and I lost the day
World, I just hate you
I did my best to follow the rules
Watch it! I've had a bad day
My team had falled and I lost the day
World, I just hate you
I did my best to follow the rules
Freeway bound, what do I see
Fifteen cops behind of me
They must know I'm wasted
They got me, balls to the wall
Took my blood, license and all
Rotting here in jail
Watch it! I've had a bad day
My team had falled and I lost the day
World, I just hate you
I did my best to follow the rules
Watch it! I've had a bad day
My team had falled and I lost the day
World, I just hate you
I did my best to follow the rules
I got home and found a note
She left me for another guy
Just piss off and die - You bitch!
9. DEATH BY WHIPS
Every day and all night long
The fucking breakdancers wanna be strong
We can't hear their fucking sound
We want metal - play it loud!
Die - Hard! Death! Whips!
Metal Militia in a heaurs
Our cruelest gang on earth
Django Bullwhip is the chief
Smash the dancers on their knees
Death by whips
Kill'em hard
Death by whips
Kill'em hard
Brealdancers wanna flee
Swords and spikes to their cheeks
Metal Militia wanna headbang
It's so loud, you'll die in pain
Die - Hard! Death! Whips!
Use your bullwhips and your guns
Limb by limb, now they run
These are our greatest weapons
To slash up those fucking cretins
Death by whips
Kill'em hard
Death by whips
Kill'em hard
Every day and all night long
The fucking breakdancers wanna be strong
We can't hear their fucking sound
We want metal - play it loud!
Die - Hard! Death! Whips!
Metal Militia in a heaurs
Our cruelest gang on earth
Django Bullwhip is the chief
Smash the dancers on their knees
Death by whips
Kill'em hard
Death by whips
Kill'em hard
10. AWAY!
You star in all my nightmares
You make my blood run cold
You tore my life to pieces
The selfish plan unfolds
Lying! What you say is untrue
You stabbed me in the back
Is it something that I lack
Stupid! You lured me with you cunt
I lock back in the past
Should've known it would not last
Away! Away! I gonna get away
I'm beginning ti understand
Away! Away! I'm blinded by a lay
It's better to use my hand
Away! Away! I gonna get away
No bitch ever touch me again
Away! Away! I'm blinded by a lay
Love's only true between man and man
Traitor! You were my confident
But your big-mouth did the trick
That's why I can't get no chick
Over! I made a big mistake
Now I'm on the right track
And there's no more turning back
Away! Away! I gonna get away
I'm beginning ti understand
Away! Away! I'm blinded by a lay
It's better to use my hand
Away! Away! I gonna get away
No bitch ever touch me again
Away! Away! I'm blinded by a lay
Love's only true between man and man
You star in all my nightmares
You make my blood run cold
You tore my life to pieces
The selfish plan unfolds
Lying! What you say is untrue
You stabbed me in the back
Is it something that I lack
Stupid! You lured me with you cunt
I lock back in the past
Should've known it would not last
Away! Away! I gonna get away
I'm beginning ti understand
Away! Away! I'm blinded by a lay
It's better to use my hand
Away! Away! I gonna get away
No bitch ever touch me again
Away! Away! I'm blinded by a lay
Love's only true between man and man
11. FACE OF THE ENEMY
Drugs! The Booze! My social life dies
In the name of excessive fun
Tried to escape from which I cannot hide
Almost died 'cause I'm on the run
Searching for the answer
I don't have a clue
Sinking ever further
Put the blame on you?
Time to open my eyes and see that the enemy is me
It's time to face the enmy
Is it my fault or destiny?
Confusion's got the best of me
The mirror reflects what I see
Depraved of sight, where lies the key?
Oh yeah
Liar! Betrayer! What has gone wrong?
Does my life has to end this way?
I've put the blame where doesn't belong
Shattered goals in the name of fun
Still I keep on trying
There's no end in sight
Yet I keep on lying
Is it worth the fight?
Time to open my eyes and see that the enemy is me
It's time to face the enmy
Is it my fault or destiny?
Confusion's got the best of me
The mirror reflects what I see
Depraved of sight, where lies the key?
Oh yeah
Seek - the truth! It comes from inside
Two-way street, you are not alone
All the facts which you've always denied
Are to learn from - put aside your pride
It's time to face the enmy
Is it my fault or destiny?
Confusion's got the best of me
The mirror reflects what I see
Depraved of sight, where lies the key?
Oh yeah
12. SPLENDID BOYZ
Early in the mourning hours
We get up to begin our day
Reading letters, smelling flowers
Muscle-training, body-shave
We're lookin good, really good, yeah so good
Dirty dancing turns the girls on
Cause we can't sing anyway
Label boss says: you can't be wrong
Thake the cash, do what I say
You'll be rich, really rich, yeah so rich
Go for the money before it's gone
Take all the chances while you're stll young
Go for the money, don't wait too long
You've got the choice, my "Splendid Boys"
Pretty baby please believe us
When we sing that we love you
UH-UH-AH and you will black out
But before buy a shirt or two
We'll be rich, really rich, yeah so rich
After two years we're forgotten
Business goes last today
For a solo comeback I am their man
The company plans always pay
They are rich, really rich, yeah so rich
Go for the money before it's gone
Take all the chances while you're stll young
Go for the money, don't wait too long
You've got the choice, my "Splendid Boys"
Early in the mourning hours
We get up to begin our day
Reading letters, smelling flowers
Muscle-training, body-shave
We're lookin good, really good, yeah so good
Go for the money before it's gone
Take all the chances while you're stll young
Go for the money, don't wait too long
You've got the choice, my "Splendid Boys"
13. DISCO DESTROYER
I'm a Disco Destroyer
Can I borrow your axe
I don't care - yes, I can
We gonna smash all the fucking discos
And burn them to their fucking ground
From Frankfurt to Frisco I destroy all discos
I'm real fucking DISCO DESTROYER...