1. MESCALERO

Mescalero
Es lo que quiero
combinacion peligroso
y estaba especial
este coso es bueno

You know I know so

Mescalero (Mescalero)
Turn your head like a red sombrero
Mescalero (Mescalero, Mescalero)

Mescalero (Mescalero)
Lights me up like a flaming arrow
Mescalero (Mescalero, Mescalero)

Mescalero (Mescalero)
El Camino Ford Ranchero

Mescalero, Mescalero


2. TWO WAYS TO PLAY

Something crossed my mind again
You were in my eyes It was somewhere that I've already been
Telling my love lies
But I demand and you demand
And there ain't no mistake
And we could take it anywhere
But the one thing we can't fake

There's just two ways to play
Just two ways to play
And I don't wanna stay
There's just two ways to play

And I'm gonna play it right this time

There's always the easy numbers
And there's those hard ways, too
And there's those cheaters among us
It's either one or two
But fortune telling's mesmerizing
In the game of chance
But rolling dice ain't sympathizing
When you play romance

There's just two ways to play
Just two ways to play
And I don't wanna stay
There's just two ways to play

I can't control those numbers
Can't control your sexy ways
I can't control my inner thunder
That makes me wonder round for days

Two ways to play
There's just two ways to play
There's just two ways to play
There's just two ways to play
I'm gonna play it right this time

There's two to play
There's just two ways to play
There's two to play
There's just two ways to play


3. ALLEY-GATOR

Crawlin' 'cross the floor at the Holiday Inn motel
saw that girl that my swamp bone knew so well
She crawled out of Texas flipped off to Baton Rouge
She got that Gulf Coast sun tan that give a poor boy the blues

Alley-gator
With those hypnotic big green eyes
Alley-gator
She'll make you 'fraid 'em
She'll chew you up, ain't no lie
Yeah yeah yeah

Crawlin' through the weeds with a Louisiana mean-toothed grin
You tell her that you love her, then you better tell her once again
She might scratch your back, rub you with her rack
You better watch out or stand back

Alley-gator
With those hypnotic big green eyes
Alley-gator
She'll make you 'fraid 'em
She'll chew you up, ain't no lie
Listen hear

Alley-gator
With those hypnotic big green eyes
Alley Gator
She'll make you 'fraid 'em
She'll chew you up, ain't no lie

Alley-gator
Alley-gator
Alley-gator
Alley-gator
Alley-gator
Alley-gator
Alley-gator
Alley-gator
Crocodile
Crocodile
Alley-gator


4. BUCK NEKKID

Two shots shy of a 40 ounce quart
A hand in the pocket and a hand in the shorts
Shoot me with two and don't be slow
Only got one good way to go

Get naked
Buck naked
Buck naked
It's the only way to go

Twenty six chicks, all tied in a knot
Ain't all good, but it's what we got

Get naked
Buck naked
Let me see you naked
It's the only way to go

Buck buck

I was feelin' so fine
And things were lookin' better
My baby said maybe
And I said I'd let her

Get naked
Buck naked
Let's get naked
It's the only way to go

Get naked
Everybody get naked
Buck naked
It's the onliest way to go

Get naked
Get buck naked, yeah
Goin' So Good


5. GOIN' SO GOOD

Just when I have enough money to spend
And I was always thinking it would never end
Then the time came to the end of the game
Don't you know

And just when the sky got shiny and bright
There never seemed to be an end to the light
Then the clouds came, it started to rain
Don't you know

Just when it was goin'
Just when it was goin' so good
Just when it
Just when it was goin' so good

Just when the highway straightened out for a mile
And I was thinkin' I'd just cruise for a while
A fork in the road brought a new episode
Don't you know

Just when it
Just when it was goin' so good
Just when it was goin'
Just when it was goin' so good

Baby don't you worry
I said baby don't you cry
We're gonna get it together
And I know you're askin' why

Just when it
Just when it was goin' so good
Just when it was goin'
Just when it was goin' so good

Yeah

Just when baby...


6. ME SO STUPID

I could have been a brain surgeon
I could have been a pharmacist
I gave a shot at radio revivalist
With the bossman I'd have never been missed

Me so stupid
Me so stupid
Me so stupid
What is my IQ?
What is my intelligent quotiant

I could have built the Golden Gate Bridge
Or Einstein's nemesis
I could have been a derby jockey
But it's all come down to this

Me so stupid
Me so stupid
Me so stupid
What is my IQ?
What is my intelligent quotiant


I could have built Las Vegas
I could have built a drumsized Rolls Royce
I could have been President of the world
Could have had Ali on the ropes

Could have had Miss August
Again
Could have had Miss May
Again
Could have had Miss September
Again
But I waited till December

Me so stupid
Me so stupid
Me so stupid

What is my IQ?
What is my intelligent quotiant?

That's so wrong...


7. PEICE

Piece
I want a little piece
I want a little piece of your love

I' ve been here, I' ve been there
Seems like I' ve been everywhere
Lookin' around lookin' for a release
I'm just lookin' around

Piece
I want a little piece
I want a little piece of your love

So tell me, tell me
What 'cha gonna do
I just wanna make love to you

Piece
I want a little piece
I want a little piece of your love

Piece
I want a little piece
I want a little piece of your love


8. PUNK ASS BOYFRIEND

So you stayed in my house for about a year
Ate my food and you drank my beer
You took my money and kept asking for more
You disappeared and didn't close the door, baby

Wuzzup? wuzzup?
Wuzzup? wuzzup?

It's your punkass boyfriend

Then you came around and I bought you a brand new car
I said I loved you, didn't get me very far
Then another round of give that, give me this
Then boom, you were gone
I got the total dis'

Wuzzup? Wuzzup?
So wrong
Wuzzup? Wuzzup?
So wrong

It's your punkass boyfriend
It's your punkass boyfriend

One, two
It's your punkass boyfriend
Clouding up the issue
It's your punkass boyfriend
I just want to kiss you

It's your punkass boyfriend
Clouding up the issue
Listen punk before I turn on you
I just want to kiss you

It's your punkass boyfriend
It's your punkass boyfriend


9. STACKIN' PAPER

Stackin' Paper
Cheese and huevos
Gimmie 'nother million dollars
another million

Stackin' Paper
My money maker
I'm ready and I'm willin'
Just stack a billion

Listen, buddy brother
'Cause sister got to have it too
Hey, hey, hey, now.

I hit it in Reno
Then in Monte Carlo
I can hit it everywhere!

Loaded and truckin'
if you're shy, just fuck it
If I'm smellin' green
Then I don't care

Listen, buddy brother
'Cause sister got to have it too
Hey, hey, hey, now.

Stackin' the Paper Baby

Stackin' Paper
Cheese and huevos
Gimmie 'nother million

Stackin' Paper
My money maker
I'm ready and I'm willin'
Just stack a billion

Listen, buddy brother
'Cause sister got to have it too
Hey, hey, hey, now.
Hey, hey, hey, now.
Hey, hey, hey, now.


10. WHAT WOULD YOU DO

What Would You Do if you was to love me?
What would you do if I loved you too?
I know that I'd fall like a sinner
I'd rather fall like a sinner than fall and lose.
What would you do if you was to Fuck me?
What would you do if I fucked you too?
I know that I'd fall like a sinner
I'd rather in sin than fall and lose
Sometimes someone gets down and out
Sometimes someone gets love devine
What would I do if you was to Fuck me?
What would you do if I fucked you too?
I know that I fuck like a sinner
I know that I'd fuck you til you're blue
I know that I'd fuck you til you're blue


11. WHAT IT IS KID

Whoa!
Yeah!
Yee


12. QUE LASTIMA

Y Nosotros los pobres borachos.
Nadie no quere cojer.
Nuestro carazon no es tan
malo, pero no tenemos mujer.

Que Lastima
Que Lastima
Que Lastima
Que Lastima
Que Lastima
Que Lastima

Nosotros tenemos cerveza,
tambien tenemos tiempo.
Importante tener pocos pesos.
Mi suerte es mala siempre.

Que Lastima
Que Lastima
Que Lastima
Que Lastima
Que Lastima
Que Lastima

Que Lastima
Que Lastima
Que Lastima
Que Lastima
Que Lastima
Que Lastima

Y Nosotros los pobres borachos.
Nadie no quere cojer.
Nuestro carazon no es tan
malo, pero no tenemos mujer.

Que Lastima
Que Lastima
Que Lastima


13. TRAMP

Tramp
You can call me that
I don't wear continental clothes
Stetson hats, sometimes

But I'm a lover, hehe
Mama was
Papa too
I'm the onliest child
But that is all I know how to do

Ha, call me country
Right from the woods
I'll answer when you call me
Cause baby, I mean if that makes you feel good

But I'm a lover
Mama was
Papa too
I'm the onliest child
But that is all I know how to do

Ha, now whatever you call me
Ha, I'll even go for that
Cause I keep a big, fat bankroll in my pocket, baby
And I'm personal friend's of the dealer who owns the dealership
of all the Cadillacs

Ha ha
But I'm a lover
Mama was
Papa too
I'm the onliest child


14. CRUNCHY

Que lastima
Y nosotros los pobres borrachos
Nadie nos quiere coger
Nuestro corazon no es tan malo
Pero no tenemos mujer [
Que lastima, que lastima, que lastima
Que lastima, que lastima, que lastima

Nosotros tenemos cervezas
Tambien tenemos tiempo
Importante tener pocos pesos
Pero mi suerte es mala siempre
Que lastima, que lastima, que lastima
Que lastima, que lastima, que lastima

Que lastima, que lastima, que lastima
Que lastima, que lastima, que lastime

Que lastima
Y nosotros los pobres borrachos
Nadie nos quiere coger
Nuestro corazon no es tan malo
Pero no tenemos mujer
Que lastima, que lastima, que lastima
Que lastima, que lastima, que lastima


15. DUSTED

Get your brakes and get your beats
Keep something in your pocket knock you off your feet
Rollin tight rollin slow roll it right
I know you wanna go
Get dusted
Dusted

Get your baby and grab your freak
Get your boots, you gotta hit the street
Take insurance in the shade of green
Take a back street where you won't been seen
And get dusted
With a dustball
Dusted

Get a big mother fucker on the line
Take a sweet sip like a fine wine
Roll it tight roll it slow roll it right
I know you're gonna wanna go
Get dusted
Get dusted
Get dusted
Get dusted


16. LIQUOR

My baby did a low down dirty thang
My baby turned my mind to mush
She took my liquor
Left me the can to crush

My baby did a low down dirty thang
She had the gangster lean
Lookin' a little flushed
She took my liquor
Left me the can to crush

My baby did a low down dirty thang
My baby turned my mind to mush
She took my liquor
Left me the can to crush

My baby did that low down dirty thang
My baby workin' gangster lean
Lookin' flush
Bitch took my liquor
And left me the motha.... can to crush